New Map Reveals Average Penis Size Across the World, Nigerian Men Among Largest

The average schlong size of men in each country has been revealed.

Most lads are curious about how they measure up down under, but now men can see how their schlongs compare to every other country thanks to a new interactive map.

The nifty graphic, created by Target Map, shows how long the average erect penis is across the world.

The map is also colour-coded from red to green to show which countries boast the biggest and smallest members.

It turns out that African men, particularly those from Ghana and Nigeria , have the largest manhoods on the globe.

Nigeria Has The World’s Eighth Highest Number Of Slaves With 875,000

Nigeria has the world’s eighth highest number of slaves with 875,500 living under slavery .It is also and a key source country for women trafficked to Europe and sold into sex work, the third Global Slavery Index has revealed.

According to the report, nearly 46 million people around the world are living as slaves, forced to work in factories, mines and farms, sold for sex, trapped in debt bondage or born into servitude.

The survey by Walk Free Foundation, the Australia-based human rights group, increased the estimated number of people in modern slavery to 45.8 million from 35.8 million in 2014.

Reuters outlined some key figures from the index below:

FIFA Accepts Bribes Were Paid in Two World Cup Bids

SCANDAL: Football's governing body has launched a bizarre legal bid

FOOTBALL's governing body has acknowledged that bribes were paid in voting contests for the 1998 and 2010 World Cups but claims it is the victim of corruption.

FIFA has launched a bizarre legal bid to claim back "tens of mllions of dollars" swindled by its own fraudulent officials.

In legal papers filed in New York, FIFA says 41 former officials and marketing executives took bribes and stole money from football’s governing body.

The organisation has demanded a return of salaries and payment of damages. 

The legal papers also reveal FIFA believes South Africa paid a bribe of $10m (£7m) to win the right to host the 2010 World Cup.

Good Bye January..... Hello February......

The New Month of happiness has arrived, Get ready to gather all the treasure of blessings, Help others by giving them smiles and happiness, So everyone can enjoy the celebration of ahead.

Life is too short. Enjoy and have fun. Forgive your friends. Love by heart. Laugh out loud. Do everything that makes you smile. Enjoy New Month and Be Cool.

I wish you strength, I wish you to be wise, I wish everything that’s likewise. 

Make your new month, as bright as sun, as colorful as rainbow, as lovely as flowers, as happy as birds. Enjoy the month to its full extent!

Pray to God on the start of the month so that He will help you in every matter of life throughout the month. 

Meet The Man With The Most Number Of Fingers And Toes In The World

Meet Devendra Suthar, an Indian man who holds the record for the most number of fingers and toes in the world.... Seven on each hand and feet.

But Davendra is worried? Why? Not because he has a multitude of fingers. No, he is worried that he might lose one of the extra fingers he considers as God's 'blessing' because of his risky job as a carpenter.

The 43-year-old, from Himmatnagar in Gujarat, western India, has a total of 28 fingers and toes, the most digits of anyone in the world - a feat recognised by the Guinness Book of World Records.

He suffers from Polydactylism, meaning he has seven fingers on each hand and seven toes in each feet - albeit two toes are joined.

TIME Magazine List REMINISCE As World International Rapper You Should Meet

International rappers are increasingly at the center of the music scene: Here's some of the most interesting ones.

But Eminem isn’t the only one making waves in the music world these days – there are plenty of international rappers that are making their voices heard.

Time Magazine did a little video compilation of top rappers around the world outside of the United States, and the mini-clip features rappers from all over the world including MCs from Iran, Italy, Germany, and of course representing Nigeria is Reminisce. The video clip featured is from his single, Ijoba (Goverment) which features Olamide and Endia.  Video after the cut.....

Merry Christmas To You All

Love, care, friendship and togetherness make the Christmas time all the more unique. Christmas also means spreading the affection of our heart into the lives of others & bringing in pleasure & cheers. Christmas is a perfect time to say love & good wishes for those we cares your. Getting someone wishes on Christmas day is a happy time. And you will also want to wish them. Therefore, if you need Christmas wishes for your dear ones then get here the huge collection of Christmas wishes messages.

May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!

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This Video Proves Photoshop Is The 8th Wonder Of The World

A shocking new time-lapse video has demonstrated just how dramatically a woman's body can be transformed by digital retouching. The 36-second clip, first published on Break.com, shows a relatively average-looking girl turned into a bombshell glamor model with the help of a hair and make-up artist and of course, Photoshop. The video begins with a shot of the make-up-free woman - clad in just a red bikini brief - lying on her stomach, leaning on her forearms with her legs raised and crossed behind her. Video after jump: 

Nigerian Law Makers, Highest Paid In The World

The huge and large amount being paid as salary to the country’s legislators, which is ranked the highest in the world, according to a new study, has attracted criticisms from Nigerians across the country, including economists and lawyers. The Economist magazine revealed that Nigerian federal legislators with a basic salary of $189,500 per annum (N30.6m) were the highest paid lawmakers in the world.

Report gave that; the basic salary (which excludes allowances) of a Nigerian lawmaker is 116 times the country’s GDP per person of $1,600. The $189,500 earned annually by each Nigerian legislator is estimated to be 52 per cent higher than what Kenya legislators, who are the second highest paid lawmakers, earned.

R.I.P. – World’s Oldest Person Dies At The Age Of 116 In Japan

Japan’s Jiroemon Kimura, who had been recognized by the Guinness World Records as the world’s oldest living person and the oldest man ever, died Wednesday of natural causes. He was 116. Kimura, of Kyotango, Japan, was born April 19, 1897. Officials in Kyotango said he died in a local hospital, where he had been undergoing treatment for pneumonia.

According to Guinness, Kimura was the first man in history to have lived to 116 years old. Kimura became the oldest man ever on Dec. 28, 2012, at the age of 115 years, 253 days, breaking the record set by Christian Mortensen, a Danish immigrant to the United States, whose life spanned from 1882-1998.

Another Japanese, 115-year-old Misao Okawa, of Osaka, now holds the title of oldest living person. Okawa, who was born March 5, 1898, is also the world’s oldest living woman.

[Photos] The Woman With The Largest Bum Implants In The World

Vanity Wonder, author of book “Shots Girls” who herself spent over $15,000 on illegal butt and hip injections,  opened up about her addiction to butt injections.

Vanity, who nearly died after contracting an infection from a shot.

Vanity became an internet sensation when she posted pics of her developing booty and all the hardships she faced.  She revealed.

‘When I heard about butt injections I thought it sounded stupid but after a year in that environment as a dancer, everyone was doing it, it wasn’t such a foreign concept. I thought I might as well try it.  ’Then it became a competition – not for men but against other women. So many of us were doing it because we wanted to better than the other person.’ ‘It did become addictive but it got infected so I was left with lumps. So I had a choice, I could have a medium-sized lumpy butt or keep padding it with silicone to make it better. So it wasn’t my goal to get this big but padding it with silicone is how this happened.’

Photos: Most Exclusive club in the world: Royals from four corners of the World pose as King Willem takes the Dutch throne

An official photograph captures the small and exclusive club that represents the modern face of international royalty. Royals travelled from all corners of the globe to witness the swearing in today of the Netherlands' first king in 123 years in Amsterdam. Monarchs from tiny European principalities lined up alongside Arab sheikhs and Japanese royals to pose with the new King Willem-Alexander, his wife Queen Maxima, and their three blonde daughters; Princesses Catherine Amalia, Alexia and Ariane. 

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World Records: Top 10 Most Bonkers World Titleholders

A RUSSIAN gymnast proved she has the world’s strongest VAGINA — by lifting a 14lb kettle bell with her lady parts.

Tatyana Kozhevnikova used her nether regions to lift the equivalent of two melons with her to clinch the Guinness World Record for “vagina weightlifting”.

Could this be a world record for strangest world record? We take a look at ten of Tatyana’s contenders for the title.

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