How Long Sex Should Last According to Women – How Do You Measure Up?

How long do you normally last in the sack and how does it compare to her ideal? We reveal all....

Whether you're prone to premature ejaculation or you think you're a stallion in the sack, you've probably wondered how you compare to other men.

Well, a study published in the 2015 Journal of Sexual Medicine revealed the average sex session lasts just 5.4 minutes.

The survey looked into the sex lives of 474 straight men from the UK, the Netherlands, Spain, Turkey and the US to come up with the magic number.

The guys and their partners had to use a stopwatch to time their lusty encounters, starting the countdown at the moment of penile penetration and stopping at ejaculation.

New Map Reveals Average Penis Size Across the World, Nigerian Men Among Largest

The average schlong size of men in each country has been revealed.

Most lads are curious about how they measure up down under, but now men can see how their schlongs compare to every other country thanks to a new interactive map.

The nifty graphic, created by Target Map, shows how long the average erect penis is across the world.

The map is also colour-coded from red to green to show which countries boast the biggest and smallest members.

It turns out that African men, particularly those from Ghana and Nigeria , have the largest manhoods on the globe.

Man Cuts Off His Wife's Lovers Penis and Then Flushes It

A former boxer who chopped off the penis of his wife’s lover with a pair of garden shears before flushing it down the toilet was jailed in Japan Tuesday.

Ikki Kotsugai, 25, carried out the “vicious” attack in August 2015 when he burst into the office of a lawyer who had an affair with his wife.

Kotsugai, an ex-boxer and law student, became enraged after mistakenly believing his wife had been forced to sleep with her boss at a legal firm, when in reality the affair was consensual, the judge said at Tokyo District Court, according to Jiji Press.

Stepmother Remanded For Cutting Off Baby’s Penis

A 22-year-old woman, Bara’atu Rabiu,who cut off the penis of her rival’s one-month-old baby, has been remanded in the Minna Medium Security Prison.

According to PUNCH Metro,the suspect had been married to her husband, Mohammed Rabiu, for seven years, without a child.

She allegedly cut off the baby’s penis to punish him for marrying a second wife.

The Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Bala James, explained that the suspect wanted to kill the victim, adding that the child, who was named after President Muhammadu Buhari, survived the attack.

He said,

“The woman used a sharp knife to cut through the genitals of the one-month-old baby. She had been married to her husband for seven years without any child. So, out of pressure, the man decided to marry a second wife.

What's the Average Penis Size and Do Women Care?

DOES the length of your manhood really matter? The whole truth revealed....

Penis size is a huge topic of anxiety for a lot of men. And if you feel you're lacking in the trouser department it can affect your confidence – which can then have a negative affect on your love life.

But how big is 'normal' and do women really care about the size of your package? Here, we reveal the answers to all your burning questions.

1. WHAT IS AVERAGE?

Penises come in all shapes and sizes and there really isn't such thing as 'normal', but a recent study has revealed the average todger size.

The mean length of the erect penis is about 5.2 inches (13.2cm) in length and 4.6 inches (11.7cm) in circumference.

How Good looking is Your Manhood? You Won't Believe How Women Rate Men's Penis

SIZE really isn't everything – women are much more interested in other aspects of your todger.

Penis length is something men have fretted about for decades, but women really don't care. 

In fact, ladies are much more concerned about the appearance of your todger.

The overall attractiveness of the penis was rated as the most important factor, followed by the appearance of pubic hair, in a recent study. 

Skin around the genital area and girth were considered the joint third most pressing penis qualities. 

While length was only sixth on women's schlong spec.

How Big Your Penis Needs To Be To Use An Extra Large Condom

Just how big does your manhood need to be in order to fit an XL condom?

It’s the question all men are secretly dying to find out – unless you already wear an XL when getting down and dirty, of course.

Condoms are all slightly different sizes but, according to The Condom Depot Learning Center, an average XL condom is 2.25 inches (5.7cm) in nominal width (which we’ll call width from now on), and 8.1 inches (20.6cm) in length.

If you’re kidding yourself into thinking you’re an XL when you’re actually ‘just’ a large (or anything else), you’re putting both yourself and person you’re sleeping with at risk of an STI – as condoms that are too large for you are at risk of slipping off without you even realising.

Graphic Photo: Man's Penis Allegedly Chopped Off After He Took Another Wife

This unconfirmed report which was shared on Facebook. According to Ibrahim Muazzamz, who shared the photo, the man's manhood was chopped off because he took a second wife. He didn't say who chopped it off.....

See the Graphic photo after the cut......

Man Who Had His Penis Amputated Reveals Life Without A Manhood

SHOCK: Wayne Martin found out he had penile cancer when he was 29

A MAN who lost most of his manhood has spoken out about his experience for the first time.

Wayne Martin thought that torn skin on his penis was down to rough sex.

But he was shocked to discover he was actually suffering from ultra-rare penile cancer.

The 31-year-old was diagnosed with sqaumous cell carcinoma, which invaded his urethra and shaft, causing him to need a penectomy.

Though the treatment was successful and he’s now cancer-free, Wayne is still living with other long-term impacts of his brush with the disease.

Speaking candidly in his first ever interview, Wayne revealed what life is like without a penis.

Best Sex Positions For Every Size of Dick/Penis

MEASURE UP: Any size can work well in the bedroom if you know what you're doing with it

IT'S not about size, it's how you use your instrument that counts!

Size really doesn't matter. Whether your well-endowed or lacking in the trouser department, there are sex positions that can work for any size or shape.

Earlier this year, scientists revealed that the average length of an erect penisis 5.2 inches (13.12 cm), the average length of a flaccid penis is 3.6 inches (9.16 cm) and 5.2 inches (13.24 cm) when flaccid but stretched.

When it comes to girth, the average erect circumference was 4.6 inches (11.66 cm) and 3.7 inches (9.31 cm) when flaccid.

Men Are Sticking Pearls Up Their Penises (Dick) To Give Women Better Orgasms

GENITAL beading is an at-home procedure that’s supposed to make you a better lover – but is it safe?

Taking schlong enhancement to strange new levels, men are popping pearls into their penises to help them pleasure women.

Genital beading involves inserting a small ball, often made of plastic or metal, beneath the skin of the penis via a small incision.

It apparently makes women “go mad with pleasure” because it stimulates the clitoris, but this could be a myth as the pearl is usually placed at the tip of the penis while it should be placed at the base to really stimulate the area.

The procedure, also known as pearling, is a form of body modification similar to inserting a subdermal implant, but alarmingly the surgery is usually performed at-home and without proper hygiene precautions.

Most Read For Men - The Best Kind Of Foods To Boost Your Erection

EAT your way to a better erection so you can blow her mind in the bedroom.

Forget Viagra because these tasty snacks can help to improve your sex life without having to pop a pill.

Lots of guys worry about going soft and it’s thought about one in 10 men across the world suffer from erectile dysfunction.

But fear not because a recent study by scientists at Harvard and the University of East Anglia looked into the best grub to chow down on if you want to stay hard.

Researchers found that men who indulged in a glass of red wine and regularly chomped on citrus fruits were much less likely to develop erectile dysfunction.

Wu-Tang Clan-Affiliated Rapper Cuts Off His Penis Before Attempting Suicide By Jumping Off A Building

A rapper who performed with the Wu-Tang Clan cut off his own penis before attempting suicide by leaping from a building, police said.

Andre Johnson was rushed to hospital after he jumped from a second-floor balcony at a building in Hollywood. 

Mr Johnson was found on the sidewalk critically injured and was rushed to hospital. It is unclear if doctors are attempting to reattach his penis, TMZ reported.  

He is now recovering at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

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Man Arrested For Cutting Baby’s Penis

The State Criminal Investigation Department, Lagos State Police Command, has arrested a 27-year-old man, Lekan Adelaja, for allegedly cutting off the penis of his one-year-old nephew, Basheeru Akintoye.

The police also arrested one Obinwanne Onukwo who was accused of sending Adelaja to carry out the dastardly act.

PUNCH Metro had reported last week that Basheeru’s penis was cut off when his 20-year-old mother, Abidemi, went to a nearby house to have sex with one Fatai who was a friend to her husband.

It was reported that the police subsequently arrested Fatai for the alleged crime, while Abidemi was arrested for her negligence.

The baby was said to have been rushed to the Lagos University Teaching Hospital, Idi Araba.

Our correspondent, however, learnt that the police arrested the prime suspect and also recovered the penis.

[Photos] Banker Slices Husband’s Penis With Knife

Check out this bizarre story on PM News. A woman took a knife and sliced her husband's penis during a fight at their home in Surulere. Read the report below...

The popular saying that hell has no fury than a woman scorned came to pass on Monday at the Surulere residence of a banker, Bimbo Ajetumobi Daniju and her gospel singer husband Olalekan Idowu Daniju when the woman allegedly took a knife and sliced her husband’s penis during a fight.

Bimbo, staff of a new generation bank in Lagos was said to have accused her husband of not taking care of her and their only child, Opeoluwa. The husband disagreed and while fighting, Bimbo allegedly seized her husband’s penis and sliced it with a knife. Bimbo denied using a knife but her fingernails to teach her husband a lesson on how not to treat a woman. The ugly incident happened on Monday at their Falolu Street, Surulere home.

Photos of the sliced penis after the cut...*viewer discretion advised*

Snake Hides in Toilet, Bites Man's Penis

Animals are running amok these days. First, a cow killed a man in Brazil after falling through his bedroom roof. Now, The Times of Israel confirms that a 35-year resident of that country was visiting his parents in the town of Nofit when a snake that had been hiding in the toilet crept up and bit him on the penis.

Fortunately, the animal was not venomous and the man was released after some time under doctor supervision.

"There will undoubtedly be bite marks on the area in question," a representative from Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center said, per Australia's Daily Telegraph, while a paramedic who treated the victim told The Daily Mail:

"This is the first time I've seen a snake bite like this. Luckily, all tests seem fine and the man is feeling well."